- Thinking of a movie that will star a vengeful tire with the power to explode people's heads and then actually making it. = +100pts.
- The feng shue value of placing chairs along a dirt road. Or, what the rest of the world calls littering. = -5pts
- Opening scene driving test FAIL. = +10pts
- Accompanying monologue. = +30pts
- Calling your movie a "great film" before it even starts. = -15pts
- The name "Wings Hauser". +10pts
- Watching a resurrected tire learn to roll again. = +20pts.
- Watching a tire hone its killing talents on empty water bottles, scorpions, beer bottles, rusty tin cans, and cute bunnies. = +35 pts
- Holy cow! Fat Neal! = +10pts
- Audience commentary past the meta-intro. You don't need to tell that a tire with psychokinetic powers is cool. I ALREADY KNOW THAT! = -30pts
- Even tires need to sleep. Apparently at night too. Remember that on your next road-trip. = +3pts
- Running over a tire in the middle of the road and then not stopping to see if it's okay. = -10pts
- Having that same tire regain consciousness, track you down for revenge, and explode your head (for you = -50pts) for us.= +75pts
- Being an officer of the law and not stopping to question the only object rolling/fleeing from a crime scene. = -25pts
- Taking a shower in a seedy hotel room and leaving your front door open for just any old tire to roll into. = -40pts
- Having one of your meta-actors comment that the ass of the female who agreed to be naked in your movie is "not that great". = -50pts
- Renting a hotel room to a homicidal tire. = -5pts
- Implied bestiality. = -10pts
- Full frontal tire nudity. = +20pts
- Wearing leather boots to the pool. = -5pts
- Adding exploded bird entrails to your dad's pizza. = -20pts, Doing it in front of a hitchhiking hippie = +20pts (Technically a wash)
- The realization that your meta-experiment isn't playing out the way you planned. = -10pts
- Attempting to befriend an unstable homicidal tire. = -5pts
- Eating the poisoned food of your own trap. = -5pts
- Filming a pile of burning tires. (pre-holocaust = 0pts) Post-holocaust. = -50pts
- Attempting to fool a homicidal tire to its doom by tempting it with a mannequin strapped with explosives that looks nothing like you. = +25pts
- Coming soon: Tricycle. = +10pts
Final Note: In just concept and initial execution alone, this movie started off with a bang. However, the second drags down what could have been a scorecard record.
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